The simultaneous quadratic face nutrition delivery system
"So you definitely have to inject all four serums into my face at the same time, doctor?""Oh yes. The simultaneous quadratic face nutrition delivery system isn't called the simultaneous quadratic face nutrition delivery system for nothing, you know!"
"And you definitely have to give the injections from behind my head? With your assistant standing behind you with his arms hooked under yours?"
"Yes, that's definitely the only way to do this."
"You're both ambidextrous, then?"
"Ambi what?"
"You're both equally adept at giving injections with your left and right hands?"
"Oh, I wouldn't say we're adept at giving injections, as such..."
"You're not?"
"But we're probably equally not adept at giving injections with our left and right hands."
"I'm not sure I should go through with this..."
"Hey, it's not like giving injections is difficult. It's just sticking a needle into a target - and your face is quite a big target, if you don't mind me saying so."
"And these serums will definitely make my face smaller?"
"Working in concert, yes, these four serums will make your face smaller. Or bigger."
"Bigger?"
"Did I say bigger? I meant even more beautiful."
"Oh. OK, well, you'd better just do this thing."
"OK. You ready, Phil? Phil?"
"What's up?"
"Don't you just hate it when someone goes to sleep on the back of your neck?"
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