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Nuffield the rubbish hypnotist

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"So we're going to take you back; deep, deep back into the past - before Happy Days, before Oliver! - back... So I need you to look deep into my eyes... deep, deep into my eyes like you're sinking, sinking, sinking... hip-deep in -

"No, wait! It's a prop session. Forget all that: look deep, deep into the swirling wheel; the swirling, twirling, wheel of...

"Actually, no, this isn't working. OK. Try this. Look deep, deep into my eyes WITH YOUR RIGHT EYE and look deep, deep into the swirling wheel of dreams WITH YOUR LEFT EYE - no, my left. My left. Your right. That's it.


"So - are you feeling sleepy? You're not feeling sleepy. OK, look, could you just breathe through this chemical-soaked rag?"

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