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Attention Team PowerPoint!
The Information Submariner is utilising triple-encrypted mind-control CD-ROMs to engage and hierarchise corporate minions and roll out an aquatic project with the objective of taking control of the oceanic environment!
There's no time to lose. Soo-Li! Gantt! Modulise Team PowerPoint 6-Sigma Asapmobile® immediately!
Oh, for God's sake, Team PowerPoint. Just get a cab.
The Information Submariner is utilising triple-encrypted mind-control CD-ROMs to engage and hierarchise corporate minions and roll out an aquatic project with the objective of taking control of the oceanic environment!
There's no time to lose. Soo-Li! Gantt! Modulise Team PowerPoint 6-Sigma Asapmobile® immediately!
Oh, for God's sake, Team PowerPoint. Just get a cab.
"I remember when this photo was taken. Kenny's wearing his captain's hat, so he must have been in the Navy for at least five years. Shore leave was always a special time. You can see he's on the verge of nodding off - no doubt he'd been drinking and whoring for at least 48 hours straight before he finally showed his face at home!"That's one of Dad's spells that he's showing us on the scroll. They never really worked too well. All day long he'd be in his alchemical laboratory, grinding up wasps, boiling our milk teeth in soy sauce. A lot of noise and smells were produced, but never that golden SNES. Although invariably the day's potion would become 'dinner' - that was one piece of magic that did work, I suppose.
"Look at me pushing my hair back. This was before Alice bands, of course.
"I remember that sweater of Dad's, too. When Mum would come back from work and scream at him for spending all the housekeeping on iron filings, he'd just stand there in the kitchen and slowly roll up that polo neck, right up over his face. You could see the circles of his glasses poking through. I think he genuinely believed he was invisible.
"I'm going to burn this photo now, if that's all right with you."
Their Royal Highnesses King Gavin and Queen Carla of Tofflitania may look happy and radiant in this photograph, but the story behind it is a sad one. Fleeing a coup, the noble pair were en route to a secret tower in the midst of Goo Swamp where they hoped to wait out the political turmoil for nine years, after which time they could probably just about produce an heir without social workers becoming involved.
Of course, as any student of Tofflitanian history knows, the fine-looking horse on which they made their escape was actually a quisling steed comprised of a couple of mercenaries in the pay of Bad Prince Larry. The wicked duo's disguise was so realistic and compelling that the King and Queen quickly grew to love and trust the fake animal, which they named Thunderthighs. In fact, they trusted Thunderthighs so much that they made neither fuss nor protest as their mount carried them, at a gentle canter, across a stony beach and into the sea. Once the regal children were safely drowned, the treacherous rebels sloughed off their disguise, changed into scuba gear and made for the coast of the newborn republic.
This famous image, taken in a photobooth at a café in Goo Swamp, is to be used on the new €10 note from 2009.
Oh Christ! The Information Submariner is menacing the ancient city of Chicago with the nuclear missiles on board his nuclear submarine!
This is a job for...
Team PowerPoint action a Team PowerPoint Project Hexaclasp!
Going forward, the Information Submariner is defeated!
Good work, Team PowerPoint!
But how did Team PowerPoint defeat the Information Submariner? Share Team PowerPoint's best practice.
This is a job for...
Team PowerPoint action a Team PowerPoint Project Hexaclasp!
Going forward, the Information Submariner is defeated!
Good work, Team PowerPoint!
But how did Team PowerPoint defeat the Information Submariner? Share Team PowerPoint's best practice.
Sometimes, when you stumble across a stock photo, its intended use isn't always obvious straight away. For example:
What illustrative need does he meet?
But after a moment's thought, it's clear. The beard. The lustrous wooly jumper. The low-cut vest just visible beneath the lustrous wooly jumper. It's a salty submariner! And what is he peeking through? A CD-Rom containing the important top secret nuclear missile access codes for the nuclear missiles on board his nuclear submarine.
Picture editors who need to illustate articles about the importance of security of CD-Roms containing the important top secret nuclear missule access codes for the nuclear missiles on board nuclear submarines account for almost a fifth of all stock photography purchases. If it wasn't for pictures like this, popular newstand magazines such as Amateur Nuclear Submariner, Nuclear Submarine Hobbyist, Undersea Antics, Your Periscope, Which Navy of Death?, Sea Bastard and The Torpedo Times would be mostly blank.
He's really taunting us with that CD-Rom containing the important top secret nuclear missile access codes for the nuclear missiles on board his nuclear submarine, isn't he? But he's not going to give it up! However much we want it. Ah ah-ah ah!
See the Dance of the Information Submariner.
What illustrative need does he meet?
But after a moment's thought, it's clear. The beard. The lustrous wooly jumper. The low-cut vest just visible beneath the lustrous wooly jumper. It's a salty submariner! And what is he peeking through? A CD-Rom containing the important top secret nuclear missile access codes for the nuclear missiles on board his nuclear submarine.
Picture editors who need to illustate articles about the importance of security of CD-Roms containing the important top secret nuclear missule access codes for the nuclear missiles on board nuclear submarines account for almost a fifth of all stock photography purchases. If it wasn't for pictures like this, popular newstand magazines such as Amateur Nuclear Submariner, Nuclear Submarine Hobbyist, Undersea Antics, Your Periscope, Which Navy of Death?, Sea Bastard and The Torpedo Times would be mostly blank.
He's really taunting us with that CD-Rom containing the important top secret nuclear missile access codes for the nuclear missiles on board his nuclear submarine, isn't he? But he's not going to give it up! However much we want it. Ah ah-ah ah!
See the Dance of the Information Submariner.
