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Attention Team PowerPoint!

The Information Submariner is utilising triple-encrypted mind-control CD-ROMs to engage and hierarchise corporate minions and roll out an aquatic project with the objective of taking control of the oceanic environment!
There's no time to lose. Soo-Li! Gantt! Modulise Team PowerPoint 6-Sigma Asapmobile® immediately!

Oh, for God's sake, Team PowerPoint. Just get a cab.


The Information Submariner is utilising triple-encrypted mind-control CD-ROMs to engage and hierarchise corporate minions and roll out an aquatic project with the objective of taking control of the oceanic environment!
There's no time to lose. Soo-Li! Gantt! Modulise Team PowerPoint 6-Sigma Asapmobile® immediately!

Oh, for God's sake, Team PowerPoint. Just get a cab.

What is the Electronic Motivational Talisman? Put simply, the Electronic Motivational Talisman uses advanced computer imaging techniques to present a rapid succession of encouraging images to the brain of the viewer via the eye or eyes. The images are specially selected to energise, motivate and provide a psychological 'boost'.What's more, hidden amongst the images - like bandits (but helpful) in a forest - are a number of motivational statements written in words which sneak into the unconscious (or 'lazy') part of the brain and create, in Maslow's terminology, 'a climate of can-do'.
To use the Electronic Motivational Talisman, simply think of something that you've been putting off doing - stopping crying, winching a naughty baby out of a well - then click on here. Just let the positive images wash over you, while the subliminal messages reprogram your mind.
You must be this tall to use the Electronic Motivational Talisman.
Encourage your staff to be alert to the marvels of nature that can be found in every office environment.

"Hark! Is that a tawny owl? Foraging in the photocopy area?"

"Hark! Is that a tawny owl? Foraging in the photocopy area?"
Oh Christ! The Information Submariner is menacing the ancient city of Chicago with the nuclear missiles on board his nuclear submarine!

This is a job for...

Team PowerPoint action a Team PowerPoint Project Hexaclasp!

Going forward, the Information Submariner is defeated!

Good work, Team PowerPoint!

But how did Team PowerPoint defeat the Information Submariner? Share Team PowerPoint's best practice.

This is a job for...

Team PowerPoint action a Team PowerPoint Project Hexaclasp!

Going forward, the Information Submariner is defeated!

Good work, Team PowerPoint!

But how did Team PowerPoint defeat the Information Submariner? Share Team PowerPoint's best practice.
An impromptu office tug-of-war is great for instilling a healthy spirit of competitivenessivity in your staff.

Friday? Add jelly.

Friday? Add jelly.





